<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6924240162817747450</id><updated>2012-02-15T23:18:50.087-08:00</updated><title type='text'>10 Actual Titles Of Stories I've Had Published In Confession Magazines</title><subtitle type='html'>(You didn't think those were REAL stories, did you?)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://listmania30.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6924240162817747450/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://listmania30.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Kate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6924240162817747450.post-209881819105412815</id><published>2008-01-25T10:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-17T00:00:10.220-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/%60"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 183px; height: 176px;" src="http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z60/palacepuppy/Backgrounds%20I%20LIKE/jumpingontypewritermaxwell.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. 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